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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: I am so sorry..... ;-)

Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great
Composers.

To give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the great
action heroes of today in the leading roles. He calls Sylvester Stallone,
Arnie Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal into his office to
hear who they would like to play:

"Well," began Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to
play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if
people saw me playing the piano" says Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," says Seagal.
"I'd like to play him."

"Splendid", says Spielberg, very pleased with these choices.

Then,turning to Schwarzenegger, he asks, "Who do you want to be,Arnold?"

So Arnold says....

"I'll be Bach!"

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