[nilesfunnies] Fw: Like the man who drowned when he fell into a vat at a brewery??

Like the man who drowned when he fell into a vat at a brewery??

It took him three days to die apparently.

The doctor, explaining why he took such a record time to drown, said that
it would have been longer had he included the extra time the victim took
every few hours to get out to have a pee..

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Or the man who drowned in a vat of french polish. Terrible end, but a
beautiful finish.

Or the man who fell into an upholstery machinery?
He's now fully recovered..

And the grocer who sat on the bacon slicer. Got a little behind with his
orders.

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