[nilesfunnies] Fw: Little lady reading bible

Little lady reading bible
For those of us who don't read the guardian - this is attributed to Barry
Cryer.

A man gets into a train and sits opposite a little old lady. When they
get underway, the little old lady gets out a bible and reads it avidly.
When they come into a station, she puts the bible away, but on pulling
away, she gets the bible out again and resumes her study. The man watches
this performance and eventually asks - excuse me ma'am, but I couldn't
help noticing that you hide your bible away when we come into a station,
and take it out again when we start again. Why do you do that? And the
little old lady replies, "Why don't you fuck off?"

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