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Friday, May 26, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Management Lesson


Management Lesson

Randy wanted to sh*g a girl in his office but she was dating someone
else...

One day, Randy got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
give you a 1000 dollars if you let me sh*g you, but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,
he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts
the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for
his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks
what happened.

She said, "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"

Management lesson:

ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY

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