[nilesfunnies] Fw: The old hunter

The old hunter
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being
introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them
around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He
is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never
forget." So they awoke the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting
story.

"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting exposition in
Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a
thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found
a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and
fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a
noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I
ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this,
ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!....... I tell you, I just shit my
pants."

The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame
you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."

The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I
said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"