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Thursday, May 18, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: There's this gold miner...


There's this gold miner...
Sadly, there's a cave-in, and he's trapped by a leg.

In order to save him, the leg has to be amputated.

"Well, that's me fucked then.", he says. "Who's going to want a one-legged
gold-digger?"

"Well," says the doctor, "you could always try Paul McCartney."