[nilesfunnies] Fw: Dear Friends:

Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee
to raise $5,000,000 for a monument for George W. Bush. We originally
wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we
discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in
Washington, DC, in the Congressional Hall Of Fame. We
were in a quandary as to where the statue should be
placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue
of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside
Dick Cheney, who never told the truth, since George could
never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left
not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he
did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where
he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,.

George W. Bush Monument. Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far

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