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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Ex-Wife


Ex-Wife
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits
alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "do you know her?"

"Yes", sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right
after we divorced 7 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My goodness!" said the wife. "You wouldn't think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

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