[nilesfunnies] Fw: Ex-Wife
Ex-Wife
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits
alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "do you know her?"
"Yes", sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right
after we divorced 7 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My goodness!" said the wife. "You wouldn't think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
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