[nilesfunnies] Tallulah

Maybe the don't know the Tallulah Bankhead story.

Tallulah was in a cubicle in the ladies' loo in NYC. After she was
finished, she found to her revulsion, the spindle was empty of toilet paper.

"Excuse me," she said knocking on the wall of the next cubicle. "Do you
have any toilet paper in there?" Answer came there back - "No. Sorry."

Tallulah was silent for a minute then said, "How about two tens for a
twenty?"