[nilesfunnies] Fw: monks

monks
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes
to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do
you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound not
like anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced
Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that
night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be
making such a Seductive sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,
"We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

Distraught, the man is forced to leave.
Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes
back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.

The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that
beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk."

The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades
of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find
the answers, you! will have become a monk."

The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns and
knocks on the door of the monastery.

"I have travelled the earth and have found what you have asked for: by
design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what
you Ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest
and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show
you the way to the mystery of the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The
sound is beyond that door"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden
door Is another door made of stone.

The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find
a door made of ruby.

And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, gold and
diamond.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind the door!

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is utterly
amazed to find the source of that haunting and seductive
sound...........

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But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk

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