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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Re: [nilesfunnies] So, farewell then....


I still *love* the Fred story I heard a while back, and I so hope it's
true:

He was bowling in a match and got a batsman absolutely *plumb* LBW. He
turned to the umpire and got a shake of the head. He trudged back up to
his mark, thundered in and delivered the ball. The batsman got a thick
edge to the slips. "Howzat!?". Another shake of the head from the man in
the white coat.

Fred trudged back to his mark, steamed in and ripped the blighter's
middle stump out. Then he turned to the umpire and said "I bloody near
'ad 'im that time!".

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