[nilesfunnies] Fw: Blonde

Blonde
A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She
says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security
for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title
and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good
laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a
£5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the
bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the
interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us
is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The blonde replies...

"Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41
and expect it to be there when I return?"