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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Re: [nilesfunnies] OT - almost a rant -Why??

In a surprise move today, senior officers leading the "Cash for Peerages"
investigation declared that they were closing the case and hinted darkly
that if the Commons' Select Committee insisted on continuing its enquiries
they might have to invoke the Walte Wolfgang clause in the anti-terrorism
act and detain individual members.

"We've investigated thoroughly" commented Detective Chief Inspector Viscount
Hackney Marshes "and found there is no case to answer." A point fully backed
up by his colleagues D.I Earl Nuneaton and D.I Viceroy of all the Indias
Clarke. An official statement read out by Desk Sergeant Lady Windward
Islands stated that Lord Levy had been de-arrested and would not be
interviewed again. "He was a lovely man," she commented afterwards. "It was
a pleasure to take a cup of tea down to his cell."

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