[nilesfunnies] Fw: Police

Police
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman go for jobs as coppers. The
Englishman goes in to see the Inspector first. The Inspector says to
him, "Very impressed with your application. But there is one last
question I must ask: who was responsible for the death of Jesus Christ?"

"Easy," says the Englishman, "It was Pontius Pilate." "Very well,"
replies the Inspector, "Collect a uniform from Stores in the basement,
and join the Sergeant outside managing traffic." So off goes the
Englishman.

The Scotsman goes in next. The Inspector says to him, "VERY impressed
with your application! But there is one last question I must ask: who
was responsible for the death of Jesus Christ?"

"Ach, nae bother," says the Scot, "'twas Pontius Pilate, pal." "Very
good," agrees the Inspector, "Collect a uniform from Stores in the
basement, and join the Sergeant and the other fellow outside managing
traffic." So off goes the Scotsman.

Finally, in comes the Irishman. "Now," says the Inspector, "Your
application was most interesting. I shall ask you one deciding question.
Who was responsible for the death of Jesus Christ?" The Irishman
scratches his head and thinks for a moment. "Can I borrow a bit of paper
there? Would you mind so?" The Inspector proffers a piece of paper and a
pencil.

The Irishman starts making notes, drawing diagrams, pacing up & down,
sucking the pencil and displaying furrowed brow. All of this naturally
worries the Inspector. "Look," he says, "I'm going to go get a coffee;
when I come back, I really must have an answer or I'm not going be able
to offer you employment." "Ah right, ok," answers the Irishman.

Five minutes later, the Inspector is back. "Alright, what can you tell
me?" he asks, hopefully.

"I don't like you," the Irishman promptly replies. "I think you're being
a bit of a cunt as it goes." The Inspector is shocked, understandably.

"Why?" he enquires.

"Well, you've got those two outside on traffic duty and you've got me on
a murder case already!"