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Friday, September 08, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Taxidermist


Taxidermist
A lady takes her two dead monkeys to the taxidermist.
"After the male monkey died," she explained, "his mate missed him so
much that she just pined away."

"That's very sad" said the taxidermist. "Would you like them mounted?"

"Oh no! Holding hands will be fine."