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Sunday, October 15, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Chinese


Chinese
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
not too experienced either.

On the wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her husband
undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

My darring" he says. "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I
promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anytin you
want. Watchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he
waits patiently (and eargerly) for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have
heard about..... Numbaa 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries...... "you want......Beef wiff Broccori?"