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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Compassion


A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach . He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear

"Have you ever been f****d?"

The fellow looked up in amazement and said, "No"

She said, "You will be when the tide comes in".