[nilesfunnies] Fw: Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach . He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear
"Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said, "No"
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in".
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