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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Haircut?


Haircut?
This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, Sol looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 2
hours."
The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."
The guy leaves.

Sol looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow
that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back
into the shop laughing hysterically.

Sol asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looked up and said, "To your house."