[nilesfunnies] Fw: That reminds me of a rhyme I used to love when I was a

My son Augustus in the street one day
Was feeling quite exceptionally merry.
A stranger asked him, "Can you tell me, pray
The quickest way to Brompton Cemetery?"
"The quickest way? You bet I can!" said Gus
And pushed the fellow underneath a bus.

Whatever people say about my son
He /does/ enjoy his little bit of fun.