[nilesfunnies] Fw: Tricky limericks
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style
section called the Style Invitational. The requirements
this week were to use the two words Lewinsky (the Intern)
and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. The
following winning entries were printed in the newspaper:
Third place:
There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
Twas Hail to the Chief
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We dont want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.
Sasha
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