[nilesfunnies] Fw: Trouble at seminary college

Trouble at seminary college
I just spoke to my counterpart at a major seminary college
(the name of which, at his request, shall remain known only to the
Lord), and he was in a tizzy. It seems that he is behind in his
theological research and is rushing to publish a much needed paper,
without which, there is a very good possibility that he will be
reassigned as a priest to a congregation somewhere in the boondocks.
He told me that this situation affected most of the Brothers at the
college, at one time or another, just as it affects many professors
at universities and colleges all over the world. That's right. Even
at a religious college, it's either publish or parish.

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