[nilesfunnies] Fwd: From PopBitch newsletter

President Bush gets out of his helicopter
in front of the White House carrying a baby
pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

Bush replies: "These are not pigs, these
are Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for
Secretary of State Rice, and I got one
for Defence Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."