[nilesfunnies] Swwepping

A recent graduate in (insert non-scientific subject of choice) took a vac
job in a factory making widgets. The foreman asked him to sweep up some
spilled grommets.

Recent gradute draws himself up with dignity. "But I am a
Bachelor of Arts."

Foreman. "Of for God's sake, these Arts graduates! Look, you
put your left hand down here, your right hand up here and push like
this."

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