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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Feng Shui - definitions


Feng Shui - definitions
Last week, I listened to an old News Quiz which Francis Wheen chaired in
place of Simon Hoggart.

He defined Feng Shui as "the ancient Chinese art of sticking
the telly on the other side of the room."

He then broke down the phrase:
"shui" = 'sense'
"feng" = 'more money than'.