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Monday, November 13, 2006

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Gorilla Removers


Gorilla Removers
man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.

So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for
"Gorilla Removers."

He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30
minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder,
a baseball bat, a shotgun and a pit bull terrier.

"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go
up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.

When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his
testicles and not let go.

The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in
the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

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