[nilesfunnies] Fw: >>>>This is discrimination. You left out we white male English.

Oh, alright, as you asked so nicely....

The scene is the PM's Office. Red Tony is seated at his desk busily
making a paper clip chain. A knock at the door is heard and an aide, his
brow furrowed, enters the office.

Aide: Prime Minister, we have a problem.

Tony: You know that I don't like problems. Did you go to The Man?

Aide: Yes Prime Minister, but 2Jags said that this one was your call.

Tony: (Sigh) Ok. What's the problem?

Aide: Sir, what do you want me to do about the Abortion Bill?

Tony: (In a low voice) For God's sake, pay it and shut up about it,
before Cherie finds out.

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