[nilesfunnies] Fw: Yellow 24

A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him
over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a
really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood
yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure
so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks
him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there
with her before. They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he
gets four corners and wins £35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line
and wins £320

Then he gets the full house and wins £1000. The national grid comes up
and he wins that too getting £380,000. The bingo caller gets him up on
stage and says, "Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone
win four corners, a line, the full house and the national grid on the
same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!"

"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."

"F*ck me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well !!"