[nilesfunnies] Fw: Directions

A Jewish grandmother giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front door of the
apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the
door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside,
the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When
you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with
my elbow"?

"You're coming empty handed"?