[nilesfunnies] Fw: Dog

Rivkah, a little old lady get on an El Al flight to Israel. She's
carrying a bag, a purse and a little dog in a box. She sits down and
puts the box on the seat next to her.

A stewardess approaches Rivkah and says, "I'm sorry Madam, but you can't
keep the dog here. I'll have to take it and put it in baggage."
Rivkah agrees. What else can she do?

During the flight, the stewardess looks in on the little dog, and Oy
Gevult, the dog is dead. She informs the pilot who notifies Tel Aviv
airport who tells the director who decides that they will get an other
dog to replace this one. The little old lady will never know.
When the plane lands and Rivkah goes to the baggage hall to claim her
box, they bring her a box with a new dog, an exact replica of her old
dog. "This is not my dog", Rivkah exclaims.

"Why yes it is," the captain tells her. "See, it has the same markings."

"This is not my dog", Rivkah insists.

"How do you know this isn't your dog?" asks the captain.

"My dog is dead!"

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