[nilesfunnies] Fw: Jake And Abe

When their mine became defunct, Jake and Abe decided to grow mushrooms
in its cool, dark tunnels. Business prospered but Jake wanted all the
profits, so he decided to kill Abe by planting some poisonous varieties
in his partner's section. When Abe found out, he had Jake arrested.
Although the charge of attempted murder was dismissed for lack of
evidence, the court did find Jake guilty . . . of corrupting the morels
of a miner