[nilesfunnies] An unsuitable role model for a young woman

After the kerfuffle had settled down Goldilocks kept house for the
three bears, the bears went to work for the dwarves and Snow White and
Goldilocks became best friends and often called on each other to natter
and swap recipes for porridge (the internet hadn't been invented yet).

One day the bears came back early and complained that all their mining
equipment had been stolen. When Snow White called round for elevenses
she remarked that the bears were still there. Yes, said Goldilocks,
today's the day the teddy bears had their picks nicked.

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