[nilesfunnies] Fw: Last bus home

Scene: the last bus on the timetable. Young Woman (YW) gets on obviously
very out-of-breath. The bus is full so she stands. A kind older woman
(OW) notices this:
OW: You're very out-of-breath, my dear. Are you OK ?
YW: I'm OK, thanks, but I'm pregnant.
OW. You poor dear - have my seat.
<They swap positions>
OW: For how long have you been pregnant, my dear.
YW: Only about 10 minutes but it doesn't half make you out-of-breath.