[nilesfunnies] [Fwd: The Hair dryer]

The Hair Dryer ( and the priest)

An attractive young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest
besides her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course, What may I do
for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is
well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is
there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your
robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I
will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The
official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top
of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare" The official
thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare
from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous little instrument
designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused. "Roaring
with laughter, the official said, & quot;Go ahead, Father. Next!"