[nilesfunnies] Fw: Take It!

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is
happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

"My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "Are you sure? Why
would she do such a thing?"

The man then pleads, "I don't know why, but I'm telling you, I'm
certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"

The Rabbi thinks a bit, then says, "Tell you what. Let me talk to
her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke with
your wife. I called her and we talked on the phone for 5 hours.
You want my advice?"

"Yes, yes, of course." said the man.

The Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."