[nilesfunnies] Fw: Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where two people had
been killed. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of
the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at
the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.
"You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Well, did you see what happened?"
The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it
up to his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held
them to his mouth, sucking deeply.
"'They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers
"So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smokiing and playing
around before they wrecked the car?"
The monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the officer.
The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.
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