[nilesfunnies] Fw: Just married
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on
the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:
Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the
bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll,
but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the
oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: hicken
wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's
swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer
in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks,
because you are
Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got
it, Asshole?" ........and, they lived happily ever after.
Now, isn't that a sweet story?
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