Friday, June 22, 2007

[nilesfunnies] [Fwd: Fw: Dream]

"I had the strangest dream last night," a young Jewish man was telling
his Jewish psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to
look at me, I noticed that she had your face. And you can imagine, I
found this very disturbing. In fact, I woke up immediately and couldn't
get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come.
Then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my
appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this
strange dream?"

The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding: "A
Coke? This is a breakfast by you?"