[nilesfunnies] Fw: There's no fuel like an old fuel joke
One day, Mr. Caterpillar decided to hitch a ride to town.
As he was standing by the roadside, a family of bees came by in a little
car and offered him a ride. Gratefully, he accepted. After putting along
merrily for a few kilometers, the engine sputtered, and the car rolled
to a halt. Without saying a word, Papa Bee alighted and urinated into
the fuel intake. When he turned the starter, the engine started up, much
to Mr Caterpillar's amazement!? However, he did not say a word.
The car went on for quite some distance before the engine died again.
This time, it was Mother Bee who urinated into the fuel intake, and
again,the car started up after that. The process was then repeated again
for Baby Bee.
By the time the engine died for the fourth time, the little car was only
a few kilometers from town. Not wanting to appear unsophisticated, Mr
Caterpillar got out of the car without a word, and started opening the
fuel cap? In a flash, Papa Bee got out of the car.
"What are you doing?" asked Papa Bee.
"I'm going to piss in the fuel intake, just like you did", said Mr
Caterpillar.
"Oh, no", said Papa Bee patiently, "you can't do that. This car only
runs on Bee Pee".
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