[nilesfunnies] [Fwd: Fw: Milk]

Milk
There once was a poor shepherd named Yorgi. The only food he had to
sustain himself on was the milk he got from the sheep, and it tasted
so bad that he could barely drink it. As a result, Yorgi became thin
and sickly.

One day, he met his friend Vladimir. Vladimir was a poor shepherd
like himself, but he was hearty and healthy.

Vladimir told him that he had to live on sheep's milk too, but he let
him on a secret: a witch in a nearby village taught him a magic spell
that makes sheep's milk taste as sweet as the richest cream.

Yorgi begged Vladimir to teach him the spell, which his friend did
willingly.

Sure enough, Yorgi's sheep produced the most delicious milk he ever
tasted. Yorgi loved it so much, that he drank it by the litre. He
milked his sheep so much that they cried out in pain.

Yorgi realised that he couldn't make his sheep suffer like that, so
he reversed the spell and resigned himself to drinking normal sheep's
milk.

Now, there's no ewes crying over spelled milk