[nilesfunnies] Fw: Also my favourite joke. Though I also like
Do you know why pirates are called "pirates"?
Because they arrrrrrrrrr.
Because they arrrrrrrrrr.
Where do pirates keep their ships?
In the arrrrbour.
What do you call a one-armed pirate?
Arrrrrmless.
(NB - Wednesday is International Talk like a Pirate Day)
Q. Why shouldn't you wear russian underpants
A. Chernobyl fallout
and
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot
A carrot
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