nilesfunnies

Monday, September 17, 2007

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Also my favourite joke. Though I also like

Do you know why pirates are called "pirates"?
Because they arrrrrrrrrr.

Where do pirates keep their ships?
In the arrrrbour.

What do you call a one-armed pirate?
Arrrrrmless.

(NB - Wednesday is International Talk like a Pirate Day)


Q. Why shouldn't you wear russian underpants
A. Chernobyl fallout

and

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot

A carrot