[nilesfunnies] Fw: Banking Crisis

September 2007 NEW YORK (Rooters) - Japanese Banking crisis continues on
back of US Sub Prime collapse.

The knock on from the US sub prime market in Japan shows no signs of
letting up.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank plans to cutback some of its branches.

Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and more
than likely will go for a song.

Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and
500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop.

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and
staff fear they may get a raw deal.