[nilesfunnies] Fw: Hitler dies and goes to heaven

Hitler dies and goes to heaven
Jesus greets him at the pearly gates and says
Sorry but I can't let you in
why not asks Hitler
well its all the people you've murdered, lets face it you haven't exactly
been a model human have you?
Well no but if you let me in I'll give you the Iron cross
it's tempting says Jesus, let me go and see what my Dada says

Jesus goes to god and relates the story
god says, so what do you want to do?
well I want to let him in, he will give me the iron cross

god quickly replies,
you had enough difficulty carrying the wooden one.