[nilesfunnies] Fwd: I went to the optician for an eye test the other week.

I went to the optician for an eye test the other week.

I sat down in the big chair and he started the test.

He pointed and said "what's that?"
And I said "it's a printer."
And he pointed again and said "and that?"
And I said "it's a mouse."
And he pointed again and said "and this is...?"
And I replied "a USB floppy drive"

"OK," he said, "so there's nothing wrong with your peripheral vision..."