[nilesfunnies] Fw: Diamonds

Diamonds
A businessman gets on a plane. Sitting next to him is an elegant
woman wearing the largest diamond ring he has ever seen, so he asks her
about it.

'This is the Klopman diamond,' she says. 'It is beautiful, but it's like the Hope diamond; there is a terrible curse that goes with it.' 'What's the curse?' the man asks.

'Mr Klopman'; she replies.