[nilesfunnies] Fw: GENUINE hotel translations

GENUINE hotel translations
My daughter stayed in a cheap hotel in Prague this weekend just gone and
wrote these bizarre translations down (from the room and restaurant).

Please remember the number of the tart and tell it to your waiter

Don't wrack the plates, hackle the tiff and when you're leaving open your sack and pay the charge

You can bet with our waiter. If you can handle his portion in 25 minutes
you won and we lost a piece of our cow