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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

[nilesfunnies] Fwd: About Eagles

Did you know that eagles mate for life?
Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling
of 10 glorious years.
After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her.
She had been shot.

Dead!

Harry was devastated.

After about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself
another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available
he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate.

He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.

The sex was OK but all the dove would say is "I am a DOVE, I want to
love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!"

Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest
and flew off once more to find a mate.

He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.

Again the sex was great but all the loon would say is, "I am a LOON,
I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!"

So out with the loon.

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous
duck and he brought the duck back to the nest.

Again the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.. ...........
... well, you know.. ........ ....

No, the duck didn't say THAT!!!!!

That's an awful thing to think!

Shame on you!

The duck said, "I am a DRAKE! You made a MISTAKE !