[nilesfunnies] Fw: Learn from Animals

Learn from Animals

Christmas time can be fraught with danger when let loose amongst
relatives, so here are a few tips you can pick up from your tabby...

If in doubt - wash.
When someone wont get up in the morning - jump on their bed.
If you don't like what you hear - don't listen.
See how many christmas decorations you can knock off the tree.
Toy with your presents - before you tear them open.
If you love your presents - purr.
If you don't like them - sulk.
When you get bored with a party just curl up and go to sleep.
Insist on going out - then change your mind.
Act completely unimpressed with everything.
Be catty.
If anyone bothers you - hiss.
When someone has an allergy - sit on their lap.
Make sure everyone knows when you are hungry, but be choosy - they'll try harder to please you.
To get attention - sharpen your claws on someone's leg.
Stay out all night and don't say where -you've been.