[nilesfunnies] Fw: An old friend of mine when drunk used to sing the 'posh persons' version

Indicate the way to my abode,
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire.
I had a little beverage an hour ago,
and it went right to my cranium.
No matter where I circulate,
on land or sea or agitated waters.
You will always hear me chanting this refrain:
Indicate the way to my abode.