nilesfunnies

Friday, December 14, 2007

[nilesfunnies] Fw: Very good!

Santa's sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. Flagging down a passing
motorist he said, "Please can you give me a hand with my sleigh?".
The motorist replied, "Sorry Santa but I'm not a mechanic, I'm a
chiropodist".
Santa said, "Well, can you give me a toe then?".