[nilesfunnies] Fw: At the Shopping Centre

At the Shopping Centre
Man approaches a young pretty woman and says

"excuse me lady, I have looked everywhere but can't find my wife. Do you
mind talking to me for a few seconds.."

Lady replies: "..sure, but how will that help?.."

Man: "It works every time. The minute I start talking to a pretty young
lady, she appears out of nowhere.."